May 21, 2005
"What have I done?!" "Time to kill some kids." "Okay!"
In lieu of an actual review of "Revenge of the Sith," I instead present two thoughts that occurred to me during it:
1: Consistently better dialogue can be written by spraying diarrhea through randomly-chosen stencils. I'm guessing Lucas picked out his own stencils, so there you go.
2: Referring to point number one, I'm glad I don't carry a hip flask. Otherwise I would have played a drinking game in which I took a drink every time a line made me wince.
Special bonus thought: the special effects sure are pretty.
posted by Gar @ 4:50 PM
1: Consistently better dialogue can be written by spraying diarrhea through randomly-chosen stencils. I'm guessing Lucas picked out his own stencils, so there you go.
2: Referring to point number one, I'm glad I don't carry a hip flask. Otherwise I would have played a drinking game in which I took a drink every time a line made me wince.
Special bonus thought: the special effects sure are pretty.
posted by Gar @ 4:50 PM
